the waitress: oh my god why would i ever go out with you, i hate you
dee: i know! i hate you too! but thats how girls are we’re catty, we back stab and talk about eachother behind our backs
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dee: look i know you’re gonna be alone tonight, i read about it in the notebook charlie keeps about your whereabouts, you don’t have any friends
waitress: i have a ton of friends
dee: name one friend
waitress: fredrick
dee: fredrick is your cat, and he died three weeks ago
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