March 2010
38 posts
“Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who’s...”
– Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (i.e. my thoughts exactly) (via cupcakekitten)
Oh look, plutonium smuggled into Syria. Yeah,...
(via mellowfuckingout)
kelsotic:
CHARLIE: What’re you going popping out of our tent? Not cool, Dee!
DEE: Oh, not cool? I’ll tell you what’s not cool. Crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead.
CHARLIE: That’s one of the cooler things that you could do.
Frank: God, I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles all over the place.
Mac: Broken bottles everywhere? Oh, shit, dude. I think you're in Charlie's bad room.
Frank: What the hell is that?
Mac: It's where he goes to be alone and break bottles.
“I will smack your face off of your face.”
– Charlie in Nightman Cometh (via whenyouweresleeping)
More Nightman Cometh
Dennis: Dude! You have a boner right now?
Mac: Shut up dude don't ruin this for me.
........
Dennis: STAGE FREEZE!
Mac: Don't say stage freeze, just do it.
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“Spotted: guy wearing paddy’s irish pub shirt. Um marry me?”
– a text from karen who knows that st. patrick’s day has nothing to do with leprechauns anymore.
tip for straight males—> wear a paddy’s pub shirt and you are 10x more appealing for your great taste and you will have an automatic in with the ladies, unless the ladies like twilight and hannah...
“Bro, I can handle my sedatives.” - Charlie Kelly, It’s Always Sunny in...”
– (via duttydubstep)
Charlie: (about Ernesto) You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
Dennis: You knew?
Mac: You knew that it was a dick?
Charlie: Well, yeah, I thought we changed it. I thought you guys were changing it.
Dennis: It was always—it was always meant to be a bicep.
Mac: It was a bicep, bro.
Charlie: Well, then why didn't you cut it like w—'cause it looks totally like a dick. I thought, well, all right, let's go with the dick thing. It's more masculine anyway.
Mac: Good point.
Charlie: I mean, shit, if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins.
huff some glue
Mac: Why are you not singing?!
Charlie: Well uhh you don't sound very good..
Mac: Well then huff some glue!
Charlie: UHH I've been huffing glue guys
Do you represent the Lollipop Guild, Charlie?
space-coyote:
Do you?
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