August 2009
204 posts
“You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer!”
– Charlie Kelly (submitted by taylorbamrick. thanks dude.)
“They’re just as mean to me in real life as they are on the show, so...”
– kaitlin olson, on the fifth season of it’s always sunny
“Monkeys are like nature’s humans.”
– Charlie Kelly (via doctornecessiter)
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“Peaked,” Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to...”
– dennis / it’s always sunny in philadelphia
“Oh my god. How do hobos fit all their stuff into a bandanna? It doesn’t make...”
– Charlie Kelly (via cops-and-autobots)
Rob McElhenney, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... →
allisons:
“Myself, Kaitlin, Charlie, Mary Elizabeth, Glenn [Howerton], and Larry — the masturbating bum from season 3 — started our own polygamous sect. It’s going pretty well.”
“Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire...”
– Charlie Kelly: Always sunny in Philadelphia. (Thanks P.B ;) ) (via tearsofalifelessclown)
“Let’s chop cats! Let’s chop cats!”
– Charlie Kelly (via taylorbamrick)
“Goddamn, this dumpster baby’s heavy.”
– Sweet Dee, “It’s Always Sunny”
Can I tell you how often this line gets randomly stuck in my head? Almost anytime I’m frustrated with something I am saying to myself, “Goddamn, this dumpster baby’s heavy.”
(via labeledbones)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Underage...
Sweet Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before.
Trey: Oh... okay, I'll tell you what; let's just take it slow.
Sweet Dee: You are so sweet... where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was eight.
Sweet Dee: Right... Yeah...
Watchtwothirty:
Charlie Gets Crippled, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
This is a hilarious show and this is an outstanding episode.
It's ALWAYS Sunny In Philadelphia →
minddrawsablank:
YES.
“First things first, let’s find a family to unleash our extremeness all over!”
– Charlie Kelly (via fittythebone)
Dennis: I don't get it Dee, there are tons of women in this city, where do they go?
Sweet Dee: They're at velvet rope clubs on Delaware Avenue.
Dennis: Why?
Sweet Dee: Dennis, our bar is south Philly in a scary alley... might as well call it "Rape Bar."
“We don’t want to kill anybody, Frank! I feel like you’re not getting this.”
– Mac, “It’s Always Sunny” (via labeledbones)
“I say, I say boy that’s just damn preposterous!”
– charlie / it’s always sunny in philadelphia
“Margaret, you like sweat, don’t you. Margaret—it is Margaret,...”
– dennis / it’s always sunny in philadelphia
An interview with the It's Always Sunny cast...
Question: Why aren’t you allowed to say “fuck”? You can say “shit” on the air.
Rob McElhenney: It has something to do with the Christian Coalition.
Question: They don’t like to fuck?
Glenn Howerton: No, they like to fuck, but they like to fucking lie about it. And they like to judge other people for fucking because they hate themselves so much.
Glenn Howerton On It's Always Sunny: Season 5 →
schbank:
The man behind Dennis Reynolds talks about what’s to come in Philadelphia, plus his recurring role on The Cleveland Show.
“WTF is going on w Eddie Izzard? Is that bitch trying to say he runs a marathon...”
– Glenn Howerton-Twitter (via nowihaveablog)
it's always sunny in philadelphia
Dennis: Spin class, come on, bunch of hamsters on a wheel!
Dee: Yeah, I'm gonna ride a bike hard, I'm gonna ride a bike fast, and, oh yeah, I'm not gonna go anywhere!!
Dennis: Yeah, and I wanna work out I wanna put a bunch of metal onto a metal bar and lift that metal over and over like a metal jerk...
“Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors”
– Charlie Day from It’s always sunny in Philidelphia - One of the funniest shows on tv since Arrested Development and Seinfeld (via allthingsabed)
Watchlestemps-modernes:
Dee: You’re saying that your life is so terrible because you eat rat cheese and cat food and huff glue all day long? Charlie: Uh, yeah. Dee: Those aren’t real problems, Charlie.
OH, GLENN...
f-o-e:
fuckyeahalwayssunny:
hugowar:
Dear Glenn Howerton,
First off, you’re different than the others. I mean…you went to Juilliard. So, in my eyes, that makes you special. And yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you’re engaged. WHATEVER. Our love is pure and true and, when we meet (which I know we will), you’re forget all about Jill Latiano (who I IMDB-ed and could totally take). Until then, I will...
OH, GLENN...
hugowar:
Dear Glenn Howerton,
First off, you’re different than the others. I mean…you went to Juilliard. So, in my eyes, that makes you special. And yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you’re engaged. WHATEVER. Our love is pure and true and, when we meet (which I know we will), you’re forget all about Jill Latiano (who I IMDB-ed and could totally take). Until then, I will continue watching my DVDS of...
thanks for following :)
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“Dee: [reading note] Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
Mac...”
– it’s always sunny in philadelphia
Dennis: I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big ass party because I need to be amongst friends. Let's call the crew. Let's round the boys up! Let's have a kick ass party!
Charlie: Let's round the crew up! The boys are back in town!
Mac: ...I have two numbers in my phone. Charlie and...Dennis.
Charlie: What about all our friends, dude?
Dennis: Yeah, what about...Doulie! We'll call Doulie!
Charlie: Let's call Doulie! Doulie loves a good party.
Dennis: Doulieeeee!
Charlie: Doulie's in the house, Doulie's in the house!
Mac: Doulie killed himself. Yeah, about two years back now. Real sad, sad thing.
Dennis: Let's call Stash! Let's get the Stash man!
Charlie: Uhhhh...
Dennis: Stash?
Mac: What'd you do to him?
Charlie: I set him on fire.
Dennis: Alright, forget him. I don't like Stash anyway. Let's get Z-man!
Mac: I banged his sister.
Charlie and Dennis: Ooooh.
Dennis: Sully!
Mac: Sully!
Charlie: No, no, no. He's got a restraining order against me. I can't go within 500 feet of him.
Mac: Plus, you know what? I banged his sister too.
Charlie: Did you really?
Mac: She was gross.
Dennis: So, what are you saying? We have no friends?
Charlie: Looks like it.
Dennis: Boy, that hits home.
Mac: Boom.
dennis is such a creeper, why do i love him idek
Mac: I say we hit the sorority houses, start passing out some flyers...
Dennis: We need to go the library. At sorority houses you're going to find nothing but tramps and whores.
Mac: Perfect!
Dennis: You're not listening. We don't want wild girls. We want good girls gone wild. It's important to see the transition, watch the process...
