August 2009
204 posts
“those [live strong] bracelets symbolize jumping on fashion trends and you know...”
– It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via transitstanzas)
“Night Man, sneaky and mean,
Spider inside my dreams,
I think I love you.
You...”
– Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via jpoop)
Gay Sex as Explained by the Men of It's Always...
Frank: You don't look like a gay guy.
Dennis: Nah, that's because he's a bear.
Mac: Huh?
Dennis: He's a bear, you see some gay guys are twinks and other are bears, this gay guy is a bear, by the way we are totally cool with that, to each his own.
Frank: Wait I'm a little confused here, what's a twink?
Dennis: Twink is small and slender, like Mac.
Mac: Whoa, no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.
Dennis: Uhh, don't think so bro, not hairy enough.
Frank: Smooth, now, I would be a bear.
Dennis: No, no,Ii see, I don't think you'd be a bear either, as a matter of fact I don't know what you'd be, you're definitely not a twink.
Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.
Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?
Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
Frank: What's a power bottom?
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power
Dennis: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards, you see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Frank: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it, you see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply, speeds the name of the game, right buddy?
July 2009
78 posts
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Hunger
“Later duuuudes, ‘f’ you in the ‘a’s, don’t wear a ‘c’ and ‘j’ all over your...”
– Charlie, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via efabeefa)
“Lets just all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends...”
– Charlie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via mmmedicine)
“Is that a wedding dress? Thats sad.”
– Mac, referring to a dress in a pawn shop (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) (via nowihaveablog)
“You don’t do that! You don’t eat someone because they don’t have heroin in their...”
– Charlie Kelly-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (via nowihaveablog)
“I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA....”
– George W Bush, err, Charlie Kelly-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (I was never too sure why he says “rock” in Rock Flag And Eagle, but I’m assuming that it’s a reference to the old Chevy commercials. (via nowihaveablog)
“This just in poo poo pants, people don’t read newspapers anymore”
– Sweet Dee-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (via nowihaveablog)
“There are no rules on the streets.”
– It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (via nowihaveablog)
“Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of it’s milk right...”
– Charlie Kelly-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (via nowihaveablog)
Charlie's Mom: I had an abortion, It just didn't take.
Charlie: What does that mean? (Laughing)
Charlie's Mom: (Smiling) It means, you survived it, you survived the abortion.
Charlie: What the hell are you talking about mom?!?!?!
Charlie's Mom: We went to one of those clinics, one of those "underground" clinics, because Frank Didn't want to spend a lot of money.
Charlie: And?
Charlie's Mom: I had the procedure and then they told me that you were dead.
Charlie: OK?
Charlie's Mom: And then three months later you popped out! Happy as a clam!
“Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of it’s milk right...”
– Charlie Kelly-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (via nowihaveablog)
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Charlie: “No, I’m Holland Oates. You’re like, Peter Gabriel.”
Mac: “Hall & Oates is two separate people.”
Charlie: “No, Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name.”
-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
“My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the...”
– Dennis (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) (via livionthelabel)
It's Always Sunny
Frank Reynolds: A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
Dee Reynolds: There are plenty of good women politicians.
Frank Reynolds: Name one.
Dee Reynolds: Um, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
Frank Reynolds: Awful!
Dee Reynolds: How is she awful?
Frank Reynolds: Hates freedom.
I am going on a binge with this show. I can't wait for September 17th. Expect many more quotes from this show coming your way via ME.
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“So Frank, what do i get?
Mac, you get dick because you’re a follower and a...”
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