January 2010
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December 2009
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surgicaltools:
lolol, “it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you..”
surgicaltools:
hahahah, “well, mac’s gay!”
Police Clerk: What is this?
Charlie: That right there is a tale of corruption and intrigue, the likes of which are gonna rock this city.
Police Clerk: (reading the label) "Spin Doctors Mix"?
Charlie: No, I taped over the Spin Doctors mix.
Police Clerk: Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape.
Frank in the couch
(submitted by beth-hany)
passthemike:
fivefifteen:
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (s3 ep8) - “Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire”
This is my favorite episode.
"I don't judge, you guys. It's cool. I like yogurt...
(via dirtywordsonadirtywall)
what's your favourite always sunny episode?
Mac from Always Sunny opening a real bar in Philly →
raggedywisdom:chelseam:
Via The Iladelph comes word that Rob McElhenney—probably better known as Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—has bought a bar in Philadelphia’s Old City neighborhood along with his wife Kaitlin Olson, who also plays Dee on the show.
On the popular FX show, McElhenney owns a bar with the other characters, and the fictional bar is called Paddy’s Pub. To add to...
When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and...
– frank reynolds
Drug Dealer: What you need?
Dennis: Uh, one, please.
Drug Dealer: One what?
Dennis: Uh... one rock of crack.
Dee: One crack...
Dennis: A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough? I don't...
Dee: Uh... how much would you recommend for a first-time user?
And I knock on her door and I say, CAROLLLLLLLLL,...
(via ohemgeeitsjory)
I am Legend
ninteen84:
Re-igniting the rivalry.
I’m a recovering crack head, this is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d...
– Dennis Reynolds (via horriblycrushedfromabove)
kl7:
Watch Fancast Trivia Challenge: Kaitlin Olson
Kaitlin Olson aka “Sweet Dee” is awesome at TV Trivia. She was such a great interview and a very down to earth person. She and hubby Rob McElhenney may open a bar up in Philly someday.
Wayne: What’s up guys?
Mac: I have polio.
Wayne: Oh. Ok…
Dennis Reynolds: I...
– It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2.01) (via s9ason)
Guy: You wanna put your baby in a tanning bed...?
Mac: We just wanna put him in there for a couple minutes.
Dee: Just to get a base
Mac: ...Juuust to get a base!
We were secretly dating in season two, but we didn’t tell anyone. I didn’t want...
– Interview with actress Kaitlin Olson (via videogameheart)
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2.02)
Charlie Kelly: Ok, I'll tell you what. Let's throw a flaming bag of poop through their window.
Mac: What? Why?
Charlie Kelly: They stamp it out, get poop all over their shoes.
Mac: What in the hell is that going to accomplish?
Charlie Kelly: Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude.
Mac: Are you retarded? Are you a retarded person?
Charlie Kelly: Poop on the shoes, man!